The holidays are over and now that mom's back at work, she and dad expect me to help out around the house. They say that I'm a big boy now, cuz my voice is deeper and so are my barks and howls. I can't believe it. No more lazying about on the couch while they slave away at work to bring home the bounty. I have to earn my keep now too and it looks as though the laundry is now my responsibility. At least I can do it in style with a sleek polyester scarf. Hey, how you doin'?
