Excercise = Pain

Mom's been on some crazy excercise kick lately and she's been forcing me to comply. I tried to tell her that I just wanna hang out in the dogrun on 120th with my peops' but she ain't hearin' me. Every morning for the past five days she's been draggin' me to Central Park for 80's style jog mania. When I get tired, she jogs in place and waits for me to get movin' again. She can't stop, won't stop eh eh eh eh...and I'm dyin' over here. My hind legs ache and I'm hungry all the time now. I'm getting all skinny and she still looks the same.